The Tooth Fairy

The Tooth Fairy that services our area is absolutely useless.

She is unreliable, tardy and often doesn't show up at all.

She needs to understand the the kids are really disappointed when they wake up in the morning and the tooth is still here and there is no money.

I try to placate them by saying things like "Maybe the Tooth Fairy had a very busy night and she simply could not make it here in time before you woke up" or "Maybe the tooth wasn't obvious enough and she didn't see it" but deep down we all know that she is just crap at her job.

When I was a kid the Tooth Fairy always came, she never missed a tooth. I guess it is as they say, it is hard to find a good employee these days.

So I'd just like to say that the Tooth Fairy in charge of our area needs a very big firecracker put up her nether regions to get her moving because there are still many teeth to be lost in this house, Abbey hasn't lost any yet, and the current situation is just not tolerable.